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Monday, July 27, 2009
I Was Going To....
...post the video of the SUP-ers at Wedge from Friday, but then reader Frank Booth sent in this gem. What a tool.
The email that accompanied this pic read: Nothing says "donkey" like an oaron who paddles out at a point break full of beginners, who then proceeds to go straight on every wave.
Can't return as "Frank". That punk-ass bitch, the Basshole, would ban me in a second. Tell Scott he can go suck a diseased dick. Chickenshit punk, he is.
Shades - Check Wristband - Check Watch - Check Leash - Check Booties - Check Lilly White Skin - Check Official Laird Board and Paddle - Check Snowplow Out of Trim - Check Probably has this picture framed on his desk - Check Total Donkey - Check
17 comments:
I pity the fool that SUPs my break!
I wasn't going to post your vid. In fact, I haven't seen it. I was going to post the vimeo one from the 'er.
Bet that's the biggest wave he's ever ridden....
Tool with a capital "T"
The email that accompanied this pic read: Nothing says "donkey" like an oaron who paddles out at a point break full of beginners, who then proceeds to go straight on every wave.
Frank Booth is All Time!!
Come back to the ER'BB
Can't return as "Frank". That punk-ass bitch, the Basshole, would ban me in a second. Tell Scott he can go suck a diseased dick. Chickenshit punk, he is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2VO-BZaTBg
Shades - Check
Wristband - Check
Watch - Check
Leash - Check
Booties - Check
Lilly White Skin - Check
Official Laird Board and Paddle - Check
Snowplow Out of Trim - Check
Probably has this picture framed on his desk - Check
Total Donkey - Check
ginger hair and stubble... check
Jaw clinch as if to say I'm to tear this sh*t up - check
Jaw clinch as if to say I'm going to tear this sh*t up - check
wake that looks like an oil tanker's - check
I don't think those are booties. I think it's TWO leashes, because there are TWO leash plugs, right.
two leg leash donkey - check
frank! come back to the er board!
Come back to the surfer mag board Frank. it is not the same without you.
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