Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Donkey Special



I command you to NOT see this film.

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

is this a joke? please? gawwwd that sucks

Puking in My Lap said...

Be sure to go to every movie rating website and give this film ONE STAR!

pissed off said...

Are you fucking kidding? I knew it would be bad but this is obscene. Noll should sue. A beavertail? Gay! And I can't stand Woody Harrelson. This will probably be a hit and we'll have double or triple the donkeys next year.

el guapachoso said...

wow. its like they remade a frankie-and-annette beach movie, then stirred in a forty-year-old jeff spicoli imitation and sprinkled on a little bit of fake "the big lebowski", dude.

i wouldn't worry about it being a hit, pissed off. mcdonkey's movies are never hits. he needs to take his tired ass back to texas and do a sequel to dazed and confused

Nick said...

Holy lord. How lame can you get? Not only is the dialogue that of a douchebag, so is the title of the movie. I 'd be ok if I I never heard the phrase "surfer dude" again. What a waste of film that movie has got to be.

23 Chips said...

The Chips is speechless.

23 Chips

Anonymous said...

Maybe, just maybe, all the Abercrombie and American Eagle donkies, and anyone else who thought surfing might be cool to try will be repulsed by this movie, sell their Bics, and quit surfing. What, I can dream can't I?

Anonymous said...

That made me want to kill people.

donkey killer said...

there was a donkey this morning pulling a BIC out of his Saab convertible about 8 am....really??? yes. I can't wait for winter (October is fun too)

Anonymous said...

I think el guapachoso's summation was pretty much spot-on.

Another embarrassment.

i said...

is jackie chan in that?

Anonymous said...

Same thing every summer. Last year it was Surf's Up, before that Blue Crush, sometime ago Big Wednesday. Each year there is at least one summer surf movie and then they all fade away when the water/weather turns cold.

Anonymous said...

mmmm cold water :)

Anonymous said...

I think this is a big step down from Surf's Up. It looks like it sucks ten times worse than Blue Crush, and possibly even more than In God's Hands, which I never would have thought possible.

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Anonymous said...

We all new matt was going to do it!

The Cat said...

I recommend this movie because it shows the reality of the malibu surfers as I know them.

Anonymous said...

state of the art of surfing.......skip gives it A+ I LOVE IT!!!

Anonymous said...

so bad..At least surf's up was good animation with a couple of good pros in it (slater and Machado of course). This is just gonna suck...

i said...

but this has jackie chan in it...!

Fish Tales said...

scary scary scary

Fish Tales said...

scary scary scary