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Monday, February 25, 2008
Boofay!
Wow, to read his books, one would think that he could surf a little better than this. Video found by Idgit.
Wow--you guys sure are assholes. Who cares whether he rips or not. Yeah, he's a sucky surfer. Who gives a damn? I don't like his music either. But I sure as hell don't have the time, energy, or inclination to hate on people just because I'm a better surfer than them or like different music than they make. At least he creates something and isn't just a fast-food guzzling, SoCal, IPod-wearing spoiled piece of shit.
You better watch it, I know a guy who dissed JB in print and got a whole mess o' death threats from psycho "parrotheads" - speaking of which, what kind of grown adult would call themselves a "parrothead?" I'd guess a drunk one.
Kook means beginner surfer. Are you saying that I'm a bad or beginner-level surfer because I think you guys are spending too much energy on hatred of an old dude with bad surf style and no skill? Believe me, I live in a place that has heavy surf--like the kind most of you bitches get just a few times a winter. So f you! If we have to hate (instead of just laughing) can't it be on people that drop in, ditch their boards, or paddle through the faces of waves that other people are surfing?
17 comments:
Who is that friggin' kook?
Who would've known Ric Flair surfs better than JB???
It's Jimmy Buffett. The video proves that his surfing sucks worse than his (so-called) music. What a douche.
unbelievable
embarrassing
I used to think this guy had accomplished some things in life, but now I see he is completely worthless since he can't rip.
I think "completely worthless" is a damn good description of that lame-ass.
Wow--you guys sure are assholes. Who cares whether he rips or not. Yeah, he's a sucky surfer. Who gives a damn? I don't like his music either. But I sure as hell don't have the time, energy, or inclination to hate on people just because I'm a better surfer than them or like different music than they make. At least he creates something and isn't just a fast-food guzzling, SoCal, IPod-wearing spoiled piece of shit.
you sound like a kook!
:)
Anyone who defends this kook has a wide wide stinkbug stance and rides whitewash to the shore and claims it every time. KOOOK!
LOL. I thought this clip would bring out a little venom. Boofay has polarizing effects...love him or hate him!
You better watch it, I know a guy who dissed JB in print and got a whole mess o' death threats from psycho "parrotheads" - speaking of which, what kind of grown adult would call themselves a "parrothead?" I'd guess a drunk one.
the squat, the unsquat, wave the arms, look around fists pumped....textbook goon
Buffett is an assclown, and so are his fans. Golf was invented for uncoordinitated white guys like him.
Kook means beginner surfer. Are you saying that I'm a bad or beginner-level surfer because I think you guys are spending too much energy on hatred of an old dude with bad surf style and no skill? Believe me, I live in a place that has heavy surf--like the kind most of you bitches get just a few times a winter. So f you! If we have to hate (instead of just laughing) can't it be on people that drop in, ditch their boards, or paddle through the faces of waves that other people are surfing?
P.S. Most of you are illiterate idiots. Go back to school!
Buffett is the kind of kook who drops in on people when there's only two guys out. He's the ultimate donkey.
I thought Jimmy Buffet had been surfing for over 30 years why does he suck so bad???
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