Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Impending Doom


Reader alan sent in this gem, lifted from the surfline reader pics.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Anyone who drops in on a longboarder can't be all bad. The logger was probably sitting outside hogging waves and pretending that he was a soul surfer instead of just out of shape and too lazy to paddle a real board.

Anonymous said...

...especially one with a goon cord attached. longboard + leash = kook.

Anonymous said...

I love it. If a longboarder drops in on a shortboarder he is an A-hole. But if a shortboarder drops in on a longboarder, oviously the longboarder is a wave hog and or kook that deserved to get dropped in on.
Try calling it as it is, the shortboarder dropped in on the longboarder, simple as that.
The mind is much like a parachute, it only works if it is open.
Longboarder or shortboarder + narrow mind = KOOK

Who's Your Daddy said...

"Try calling it as it is..."

I think I did, the pic is funny. Draw your own conclusions.

Anonymous said...

It's unsurprising that a longboarder would repeat that idiotic cliche about the mind being like a parachute. You guys steal other people's thoughts just like you steal their waves.

Anonymous said...

try riding a board which matches the conditions, longboard kook. if you need the leash, then maybe you should be on a shorter board.

Anonymous said...

That longboarder's mind really is like a parachute: It's filled with air.

Anonymous said...

Longboard+leash+shortboard= a shortboard shishkabob with the LB as a skewer and the SB as the meat(dead)

Anonymous said...

here's a fun one kids!
longboard = aircraft carrier
shortboard = fighter jet
use your fins to dig into the deck of the longboard as you to try to land. oh joy!
:-)

Anonymous said...

i think this is a new style of tandem surfing,

as you drop in on the longboarder jump off your board and land on the lonboard continuing the tandem ride.

Anonymous said...

shortboarder is snaking the guy getting tubed, a cardinal sin.

Bill said...

Shortboard moron looks like Stimpy