That's Going To Leave A Mark

Stinkbug Friday

 

First, I suggest you click for the bigger pic. 

Second, tell me how to do this stinkbug drop-in...I need to know.

Photo: Rickoray

Go Green!

Not only does Justin Timberlake surf, he's going green.

BMDonkeyU

 

I haven't surfed enough lately, but at least I'm not this guy. Photo sent in by reader "TL".

Bag The Face

 

I'd try to hide too. Rickoray pic.

Love On The Rocks...

Anonymous donor!

Strike Two GMAC!

http://gizmo.do/u9LqMq

"SURFING
BY BRENT ROSE
Surfer Shreds Huge Waves With a Self-Propelled Surfboard
Motorized surfboards are nothing new, but typically we just see some yutz puttering around a glassy lake on them. Bo-ring. But today, finally, their potential is being realized. Check out braver-than-you big wave guru Garrett McNamara using a WaveJet to tame some giant, unfriendly waves.

We wrote about the WaveJet earlier this year, and it's very cool technology. It's basically a pod that can be attached to small watercraft like surfboards, kayaks, and rescue boards. It has twin inboard jets that are powered by lithium-ion batteries. That means that unlike most jetskis, which run on gas, they can be used in heavy-water places that are protected sanctuaries (like Mavericks and Ghost Tree).

The system is controlled by a wireless wrist band, and if (when) you fall off, the board's motor will automatically shut down. It supplies 20 pounds of thrust and can go 12MPH for about 40 minutes on a full charge. Now, that's no where near as fast as guys can get whipped in behind a jetski (think 30MPH), so it's unlikely that we'll see these on a giant day at Jaws, but this is a major step in the right direction.

"It was so amazing to kick out and not have to paddle to get out of harm's way and get right back to the peak to catch another wave," says McNamara. Oh, and for those of you not familiar with surfing lore, that's not just some random guy talking. Garrett McNamara is a legend. Remember last month when someone surfed a 90-foot wave and likely smashed the world record? Yeah, that was Garrett. If you think that 40 is old, I would say that the 44 year old McNamara effectively crotch-kicks that notion and gives me hope for the future." 

I THINK I JUST THREW UP IN MY MOUTH A LITTLE BIT! 

Inspired!

 

Rumor has it that this is @Rottmouth, but I can't be sure. 

Pic sent in by our friend KaserOne.

Grudge Art

The artist "Grudge" let his feelings be known.

Poor Tom Norris!

With friends like these, who needs enemies?

Buried Beneath A Keg

 

I took a few days off to enjoy the small run of swell in So. Cal over the past four days. That, and to put a few back. Thanks to reader Chris who sent this one to our attention...keg belly at its finest. Pic from www.magicseaweed.com.

Pepper Spray Reset

JP over at Surfy Surfy posted up this photoshop of one from the YDD archives. 

Guess the Celebrity...

Website fitsugarDOTcom had the picture above posted with the caption, "Can you guess who this celebrity is hanging ten?"

Even more humorously, the reveal stated, "We're impressed at how good her stance is! Malibu locals spotted the actress, 47, surfing several times this week — a West Coast girl through and through!"

Give up? Mrs. Helen Hunt

PS. I don't fault Helen for trying, but for the website to try to make her sound competent...that's just wrong.

Move over SUP.....

Next!

Jersey Shore

A Little Askew...

aka Leaner.

Old School Fail

Nice one from afar, courtesy of rickoray. Click for bigger pic.

Holy Dog Shit!

This is what Slater's dog thinks of his latest World Title... or is it a comment on how the ASP runs its show? I wish the pooch could talk! 

PS Champ, you need a little touch-up paint!

The GMAC Experience

Really? Guy charges, but this is ridiculous.

Bag It!

I'd cover my face as well.

More Surf Fashion

Peace out...Monday's suck!

What's Wrong With This Picture?

I mean really, can you even buy a coiled leash like that anymore?

Image from failblog.org.

Layback Snap

Rickoray throws another "friend" under the bus. Salt Creek Local.

Hoodie

They're not just for gang-bangers, yo!
I wonder if those are snow-boarding gloves too?

Checking in With Roy!

Nice Roy, I think I saw a turn in there...a slow turn, but a turn nonetheless!

CJ Hobbad

CJ's evil twin.

POV

I wonder how this shot turned out? High performance surfing.

Ballet

Just shoot me!

Say "Douche"

Why does anyone outside of Hollywood think this guy is relevant?

Donkey Impression

This guy's trying to do a donkey kick.

Uhhh...

I'm not sure what to say about this, but it hurts downstairs for me to even think about it.

Special Friday Update: Adriano's New Sponsor

Dude's going to kill it with this endorsement! 

Photoshop by gaiasdad.

Weekend Warmup

Reader "TL" sent this one in. He was fascinated by the girl's long-sleeve, bikini bottom, bootie look.

If we've learned anything here, it's that it takes all kinds.

Corky

This guy looks like that famous Corky...not this one:

 

This one:

Auditions coming up for Blue Crush III: Superman in Hawaii?

Da Claim! Da Claim!

I saw this comparison and thought, how perfect!

All due respect to the legend Hervé Jean-Pierre Villechaize. RIP

Adriano, no so much...

Layback

Before you jump on me...this "surfer" is not handicapped!

My Apologies...

SUP Weak just about killed the blog. Forgive me. 

Now, back to what we do best around here. I call this the Asian Layout!

SUP Weak - All The Rest

Here's a data dump as I don't want to hold onto these anymore. SUP makes me ill, although the one in the middle is classic. Enjoy the weekend and stay off the SUP!

SUP Weak - Past Vertical

You saw it here first! LOL 

BTW, I'm sure he pulled it!

SUP Weak - Maui Yard Sale

KaserOne sent this in from Maui. I'm not sure if this guy is setting up for a yard sale or getting ready to dive for some lobster. K1's on Team Lobster.

Visit Daily Bread today.

SUP Weak - Air?

Is it an air if your paddle is still in the water? 

Radical. LOL

SUP Weak - Easing Into It

 

The Battle of the Paddle produced some tense moments...this guy barely survived this dangerous beach landing.

Geeked For The Weekend

An Oregonian take on the Weekend Warrior! Smile for the camera.

Assman Strikes Again!

Pic sent in by reader Rickoray!

Guess The Spot...

T. Knox must've felt like he was home in north county at Blacks.

Preview: SUP Weak

I recently stumbled upon some good SUP material, so I'll devote next week's posts to it. 

As a preview, I present to you the next movement in SUP...this is the kids' size. Hand carved Koa wood versions will be available on craigslist next month for $1,500.

A Moment in Maui

This pic was sent in by KaserOne over the weekend. I'm not sure what I like more, the personal flotation devices, the belly tat, or the awkward, lay-back, almost-spread eagle pose.

Thanks J, keep them coming.

Rip Curl Sunblock

UBB Style, coming to a surf shop near yew! 

Originally posted on Twitter, I think.