Tuesday, January 05, 2010

Help!


Reader Copeland needs a caption for this picture that he sent in.

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

"hippos kill over 40 people on average each day"

Anonymous said...

Harpooning whales is dangerous work!

skadog said...

bring back my cheese cake!

Anonymous said...

never say i love you on a lude.

Unknown said...

run Forrest, run!

Anonymous said...

"of course it makes your ass look big..."

Anonymous said...

"I guess they don't make fullsuits that big.."

Anonymous said...

HELP! She's gonna eat my board!

Anonymous said...

Help! She's already eaten two of my fingers!

Anonymous said...

She's already eaten all the logs in the parking lot, now she's going for the potato chips!

Anonymous said...

screw the whales this ones tryin to eat me

cb said...

look at that fat ugly girl trying to run!

Anonymous said...

Look at all the fat-phobic a$$holes!

Anonymous said...

fuck you dudes, fat jokes suck.

Anonymous said...

She is actually chasing down the ice cream van that just went by and he is beating her there out of spite to buy the last fudgesicle, unwrap it, throw it on the ground, spit on it, step on it and smear it with his booties, and then watch her cry and lick it off the ground as he paddles back out...classic...what else do you expect from a female pro longboarder?

Anonymous said...

some japanese guys with barbeque sticks just arrived

Unknown said...

I need an old priest and a young priest....

Anonymous said...

fudge

Anonymous said...

You never know when hunger will strike.

Beach Bum said...

Nothing witty springs to mind - but I'll steal it and use it over at my place!

Anonymous said...

She thinks he is made of butter.

Dan said...

she obvously diddn't understand when he told her he'd just bought a BISCUIT board from channel islands...

Dan Ireland

Dan said...

or maybe thats just machado's other model? The Robber.

Dan Ireland
(Bad joke, go with my buiscut one, much better)

Who's Your Daddy said...

Copeland's going to have to come n and identify a winner, but I personally liked the Biscuit one.

Credit Master said...

He's only "playing" hard to get

leestripes said...

so, that is where my hunger goes

Will said...

Maury: "...you ARE the father!"

Anonymous said...

'Come back here little man, me want snoo snoo'