A pictorial journey into the hilarity that is surfing in Southern California – with a focus on poor etiquette, bad photography, body contortions, overcrowding, and bad surfing.
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Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Thought Bubble Contest
What's going through this guy's mind? Winner get's bragging rights. Photo sent in by reader copeland, origins unknown.
Wow, the whole hipster/surf thing is getting pretty ridiculous. This sort of thing is stating to be seen at almost every break.
The worst is when these dorks try taking out the logs when there are actually waves! They shimming they do on those grandpa pushers really makes me sad.
I know not a caption, just an opinion on how this pictures sums up what sucks about surfing right now...sigh....
24 comments:
"Does this wetsuit make my butt look big?"
Ooooh...I gotta take a dump!
"I forgot my walkie talkie and I NEED another McMuffin ASAP :("
Why do my fingers smell like shit?
"Worm's wetsuit doesn't fit me very well..."
anonymous submission of new photo
http://www.norcalsurfphotos.com/viewphoto.php?&albumId=95144&imageId=3620192&page=2&imagepos=66
"I'm gay"
'STOP EVERYTHING! what the fck do I think I am doing?'
"SPITBALL!!!"
"I love buttercupping myself while surfing. mmm"
Doh! That's what i forgot: my paddle.
"ugh i really need to get fucked in the ass soon"
Kook Butt to Kook base. Proceeding with butt stance. Over.
ugh, butt stall, thats right.
"Uh, there, that butt stall should give my nail polish time to dry."
Centaurs surf?
Breaker, Breaker, one-nine.
Ya got a smokey at your back door!
Wow, the whole hipster/surf thing is getting pretty ridiculous. This sort of thing is stating to be seen at almost every break.
The worst is when these dorks try taking out the logs when there are actually waves! They shimming they do on those grandpa pushers really makes me sad.
I know not a caption, just an opinion on how this pictures sums up what sucks about surfing right now...sigh....
This photo actually reminded me of a joke when I first saw it:
What's long, green, and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.
As such, I'm going to have to go with the following as a winning entry, although most were funny in some sick and twisted way:
"Why do my fingers smell like shit?" - Anonymous 10:30
im fat and wearing a stupid wetsuit
I didn't know Val Kilmer surfed!
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