Wednesday, August 05, 2009

Roy Stewart Status?



I think this guy could give Roy a little run for his money...all he needs is an orange springsuit and booties. Thanks to reader Pamela for the link.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Webbed gloves - Gay

Shorty with Booties - Gay
("Booties" even sounds gay)

Style - Gay

Music - Definitely Gay

Promo for The Gay Surfers Alliance??

Roy would join.

massive said...

springsuit glove boot man!


good timeZ!

plcasey1 said...

gay

Anonymous said...

Some confusion as to the difference between style and just prancing. This is something desperetly and sadly searching for the nearest Gay Pride Parade. Solana? What a surprise.

Who's Your Daddy said...

Wow, I didn't mean to get you all on the gay vibe..."not that there's anything wrong with that" (Seinfeld 1995). I'm quite surprised at this reaction. I just thought it was funny in a spastic "look at me" kind of way!

carry on....

Anonymous said...

got to 1:23 and had to make the dancing stop

this is definitely mid life crisis material

Anonymous said...

Don’t hate - no gaybro would be caught dead in the dreaded springsuit /booty/glove combo dancing in front of a board cam (okay, maybe he’d have a board cam.....) Anyway, I think he's some serious competition for Roy and at the least some fodder for us.

Anonymous said...

No hate that I can see - just a good dose of reality & humor. As for serious competion against Roy....he'd have to go neon on the suit and start stylin '70s era OP shorts.

Anonymous said...

1:15: switch from backside to frontside followed by a little prancing hop. Sweet...

Alan_M said...

perfect example of using a longboard as a crutch, not a tool. Webs, booties, and crab hopping and power squatting in full abundance! Lose the leash, learn to cross-step, and for gods sake, take off the booties and webs!

Bryan Lamb said...

Worst surfer I've seen in a LONG time. And that's saying something.

Makes me SERIOUSLY reconsider installing my Surf Hero on a board tho. No possible way to NOT look like a kook :P

Anonymous said...

1) Still shot at beginning must be the inspiration for Cardiff surfer statue.

2) 5' to 8'?

3) I didn't realize that's what a mini-gun looks like.

4) When walking to beach, carry board on top of head, wax side down.

Roy Stewart said...

Video removed but I'll do you a replacement just check Roy Stewart's youtube channel there's flamingo wetties and lids in knee high surf, none of this black glove homo BS just the real deal and as you know the male of the species is usually more colourful