A pictorial journey into the hilarity that is surfing in Southern California – with a focus on poor etiquette, bad photography, body contortions, overcrowding, and bad surfing.
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Friday, March 27, 2009
One Hull of a Stinkbug!
I came across this pic the other day while surfing the blogosphere and it gave me one hull of a chuckle! Pic from PCProgress blog.
Those things ride really well. Displacement is dope. Wow you little Lost/Mayhem pop-out clones are hatin' hard today. Shouldn't you be out at Newps practicing how you can look EXACTLY alike? Ocean Ants.
yes indeed they turn; although the boards aren't built for top to bottom turns by any means...pure down the line projection off the bottom and unadulterated trim is the name of the game...then do one of these:
God forbid someone doesn't look as cool as you do when he surfs. Or chooses to enjoy the ocean differently than you.
Some of these anonymous posters are a big part of what's wrong with surfing.
A true waterman doesn't give a shit what he rides or what he looks like doing it. Bodysurf, shortboard, longboard, bodyboard, skin dive, scuba dive, swim... doesn't matter, as long as you're wet. Get a clue, jerks.
damn this is funny stuff. some really need to stop taking themselves so damn seriously. all have stinky moments and should figure out when to laugh at yerself. personally, i loved my donkey debut, years ago. being so uptight can only lead to your pain. loosen up boy!
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i dont get it? first wave of the session?
Yep, that right arm is very gay. You zinged him a good one.
'does this make my ass look fat'?
`yes dear
only squatting that should be done at the beach is over the dirty Port'o'let seat
when did just standing there become hip? oh thats right, those emoretro tards can't surf
Soiled Hisself...
Those things ride really well. Displacement is dope. Wow you little Lost/Mayhem pop-out clones are hatin' hard today. Shouldn't you be out at Newps practicing how you can look EXACTLY alike? Ocean Ants.
Peace
Now, will this post be as controversial as the "tite pants" post? Will it offend the same people? Time will tell....
do those things turn or just go straight? cause that's all i've seen is statue 'style' going one direction.
love the pent up anger unleashed
with the tag.... peace!
sounds like the subject online?
war
yes indeed they turn; although the boards aren't built for top to bottom turns by any means...pure down the line projection off the bottom and unadulterated trim is the name of the game...then do one of these:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9dakUie3maw/SbaebA5K0RI/AAAAAAAABB8/tqCTFErabhw/s1600-h/3.jpg
Don't hate me cause I'm pretty.
Pretty lame
emos win
God forbid someone doesn't look as cool as you do when he surfs. Or chooses to enjoy the ocean differently than you.
Some of these anonymous posters are a big part of what's wrong with surfing.
A true waterman doesn't give a shit what he rides or what he looks like doing it. Bodysurf, shortboard, longboard, bodyboard, skin dive, scuba dive, swim... doesn't matter, as long as you're wet. Get a clue, jerks.
roses are red violets are blue The grass is Grennerrrr i wish i had a stick up my butt just like you.
damn this is funny stuff.
some really need to stop taking themselves so damn seriously.
all have stinky moments and should figure out when to laugh at yerself.
personally, i loved my donkey debut,
years ago.
being so uptight can only lead to your pain.
loosen up boy!
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12:27 AM
mustve been a zinger to that homo who's your daddy
can't take the heat?
LOL. Actually, it was Japanese spam. I'll leave it next time so that you can click on it and get malware.
I'm here to serve...even assholes like yourself!
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