Monday, December 01, 2008

Roy's Toy Gets Wet



This vid gets an All Time Donkey designation. I'll let you figure out the many possible reasons why.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

where can I get one?

---------------------------------------- said...

that is way too funny...

23 Chips said...

The Chips suggests you watch your back. You're going to turn around one day and there will be 10 kids in red wetsuits coming after you.

For a small sum of $50 a week, The Chips can keep this problem under control.

23 Chips

Alan_M said...

that thing surfed exactly like what it is; a canoe!

Who's Your Daddy said...

I've seen outrigger canoes ride waves with more flow.

Anonymous said...

LOL@Randy Rarick. Only a goon like him would drink the Roy koolaid only to realize how bitter it taste.

Frank Booth said...

Out of seven waves, he drops in/shoulder hops three times. Rarick likes to rip people off, in and out of the water.

Anonymous said...

A competent surfer on an incompetent surfboard?

Olosurfer said...

Randy certainaly talks some BS, he wrote a report on tht session and said that he made all of the 6 waves he caught. . . like yeah right he completely kooked four of the waves on sections i could have made with my eyes shut. . . . falling off like that is not 'making the wave' Randy.

Basically he was standing way too far back and trying to surf the board like a mal, he should have learnt to ride it before passing judgement on how it rides.

The board needs to be ridden from the sweet spot. . . an area in the middle of the board, that's where it all happens and that's where the flex starts working.

Dropping in and then falling off, flapping off the tail AND wearing a kook cord, that's some ghastly shit, makes me shudder.

The board will be hanging out with Haleiwa Bill at Ali'i beach in the coming weeks, so we might get to see someone actually ride it properly with any luck. . . it's easy enough provided that one gets one's head out of the rectal passge first

Here's the board being ridden from the right place: near the middle...

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=Jk4E_B25BEQ


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Anonymous said...

your board is not innovative
and
your personality is caustic

if you think surfing is a series of squats please continue -far far away
just stfu

(hows that for some gentle ribbing)

Anonymous said...

would love to see randy r. attempt decent pipeline on that piece of shit

Anonymous said...

What a frightening and terrible piece of Wes Craven influenced horror. I had nightmares all week about being ofrced to surf one of those 'things'