Monday, June 23, 2008

The Matthew Files



I know, it's everywhere. Why not here too! I find two things absolutely amazing with this story that seems to be putting "surfers" in a thug category again:

1. Why is anyone defending Matthew's privacy, let alone the surfers. This guy has made us all look bad over the past several years.

2. Is it me or does that crew of locals look like the largest assemblage of out of shape surfers you've ever seen. (PS. I know that I'm not one to talk, but I've had some injuries in the past year).

9 comments:

TheBiscuitShow said...

2 comments.

1. That chick was cute.

2. Where was that? Was that Zeros?

Al Soldano said...

I'm glad the Point Dume story is equally funny and stupid.

Anonymous said...

it would have been hilarious if someone had punched that chick square in the face

Anonymous said...

i'd bang the chick
hot body
crazy in the head = nasty in bed

Anonymous said...

Little Dume is the spot he's "surfing." It has been known for decades that you step lightly here! Too much sun, alcohol and a sense of entitlement makes the locals a little crazed.

Anonymous said...

Those "locals" should have paddled out in a pack, and shut McConaKook out of any wave he paddled for. Better yet, they should have made every effort to run him over. Then, the photos would expose him for the kook-ass klown that he is.

Frank Booth

el guapachoso said...

the funniest part is that these idiots think mcdonkey doesn't crave to be photographed "surfing".

and yes, these kooks look pretty darn flabby

Tom F. said...

Little Dume is a terrible wave. It's gutless and weak like the locals that surf it!

Bill said...

No longer available?!? ha.. SURPRISE



so I guess my 3rd go around isn't gonna happen
La ti da
La ti da...