Friday, June 01, 2007

Eeore!



What can I say? This guy tries so hard. I'm not sure of the origins of the pics, but surfermag BB resident liplocked (Matthews stalker) found these gems!

Happy Friday to you all!

19 comments:

Sharkbait said...

HAHAHA! Great one. Can anybody figure out what book he's reading (or pretending to read)?

dusty.bottoms said...

is he wearing a wetsuit while riding a stationary bike? holy hell

morris said...

I dunno, I'm sensing a man crush...

Anonymous said...

Is that last pic for a movie?? Or is he really trying to go all soul surfer??

Anonymous said...

Part of the scientology orientation is to read dianetics on an exercise bike in a wet suit, while listening to Tom Cruz ranting on an ipod.

mark said...
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mark said...

Im pretty sure the book is titled "The Call For Help"

Alan_M said...

That board sock is really going to help keep the baggage handlers from dinging his donkey raft!

Paul said...

I hate to use the term "gay", but it clearly applies here.

Anonymous said...

The title caption says it all! I've never seen a person try so hard.

reverb said...

...can he surfin?

Anonymous said...

Am I wrong, or is the title of the book he's reading "A Call for Help"?

Jgirl said...

Listen bitches. Step off my boyfriend or there will be blood shed.

Dont hate, masterbate.

Anonymous said...

Jgirl - it's spelled m-a-s-t-u-r-b-a-t-e and you're likely better at it than spelling...

Anonymous said...

Check out the bored looking TSA agent in the background of the bottom pic. Your taxmoney hard at work there....

Anonymous said...

Look everybody! It's Matthew Mc Fuckwit the neo-surfer!

Anonymous said...

Nothing a near drowning wouldn't cure...

Anonymous said...

To anonymous 12:59 PM - It's for a movie. And unfortunately, it may be portraying what surfing has become, or always was to some? Gidget go and f**k yourself. And take Frankie, Annette and Matthew McWanker with you. Oh, and let's not forget the 'Blue Crush' morons as well! Hollywood + surfing = oil + water.

Anonymous said...

i can't stand this guy. what a f'in tool! is his wetsuit on backwards?