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Wednesday, August 05, 2009
Roy Stewart Status?
I think this guy could give Roy a little run for his money...all he needs is an orange springsuit and booties. Thanks to reader Pamela for the link.
Some confusion as to the difference between style and just prancing. This is something desperetly and sadly searching for the nearest Gay Pride Parade. Solana? What a surprise.
Wow, I didn't mean to get you all on the gay vibe..."not that there's anything wrong with that" (Seinfeld 1995). I'm quite surprised at this reaction. I just thought it was funny in a spastic "look at me" kind of way!
Don’t hate - no gaybro would be caught dead in the dreaded springsuit /booty/glove combo dancing in front of a board cam (okay, maybe he’d have a board cam.....) Anyway, I think he's some serious competition for Roy and at the least some fodder for us.
No hate that I can see - just a good dose of reality & humor. As for serious competion against Roy....he'd have to go neon on the suit and start stylin '70s era OP shorts.
perfect example of using a longboard as a crutch, not a tool. Webs, booties, and crab hopping and power squatting in full abundance! Lose the leash, learn to cross-step, and for gods sake, take off the booties and webs!
Video removed but I'll do you a replacement just check Roy Stewart's youtube channel there's flamingo wetties and lids in knee high surf, none of this black glove homo BS just the real deal and as you know the male of the species is usually more colourful
Webbed gloves - Gay
ReplyDeleteShorty with Booties - Gay
("Booties" even sounds gay)
Style - Gay
Music - Definitely Gay
Promo for The Gay Surfers Alliance??
Roy would join.
springsuit glove boot man!
ReplyDeletegood timeZ!
Some confusion as to the difference between style and just prancing. This is something desperetly and sadly searching for the nearest Gay Pride Parade. Solana? What a surprise.
ReplyDeleteWow, I didn't mean to get you all on the gay vibe..."not that there's anything wrong with that" (Seinfeld 1995). I'm quite surprised at this reaction. I just thought it was funny in a spastic "look at me" kind of way!
ReplyDeletecarry on....
got to 1:23 and had to make the dancing stop
ReplyDeletethis is definitely mid life crisis material
Don’t hate - no gaybro would be caught dead in the dreaded springsuit /booty/glove combo dancing in front of a board cam (okay, maybe he’d have a board cam.....) Anyway, I think he's some serious competition for Roy and at the least some fodder for us.
ReplyDeleteNo hate that I can see - just a good dose of reality & humor. As for serious competion against Roy....he'd have to go neon on the suit and start stylin '70s era OP shorts.
ReplyDelete1:15: switch from backside to frontside followed by a little prancing hop. Sweet...
ReplyDeleteperfect example of using a longboard as a crutch, not a tool. Webs, booties, and crab hopping and power squatting in full abundance! Lose the leash, learn to cross-step, and for gods sake, take off the booties and webs!
ReplyDeleteWorst surfer I've seen in a LONG time. And that's saying something.
ReplyDeleteMakes me SERIOUSLY reconsider installing my Surf Hero on a board tho. No possible way to NOT look like a kook :P
1) Still shot at beginning must be the inspiration for Cardiff surfer statue.
ReplyDelete2) 5' to 8'?
3) I didn't realize that's what a mini-gun looks like.
4) When walking to beach, carry board on top of head, wax side down.
Video removed but I'll do you a replacement just check Roy Stewart's youtube channel there's flamingo wetties and lids in knee high surf, none of this black glove homo BS just the real deal and as you know the male of the species is usually more colourful
ReplyDelete