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Tuesday, August 04, 2009
The Downside of Swell...
...Traffic! By the way, the two guys on the left side of the picture are the reason for bringing this photo to your attention. Pic by reader Randy.
some criticism on this blog is bollocks, you want a guy to paddle left 5ft so he can duckdive the whitewater, are we all donkeys unless we can predict exactly where a dynamic (ie unpredictable) wave will be breaking as we paddle back out everytime.
if the guy was 5 ft to his left you'd be criticising him for being in a 'group' or a 'line of donkeys'
yeh the guy has to weave a little - so fuck, its not a perfect ride everytime, but am sure he's not going to go home crying into his beer about the wave that never was whilst slaggng this guy on the internet.
If you had to duckdive that slightly overhead beast! You would be scratching for the shoulder too.
ReplyDeleteIt's like flying through an asteroid belt! Looks like an uncrowded day at Ponce Inlet. . .
ReplyDeleteBeast??
ReplyDeleteJohn must be the bald kook on the shoulder fucking up the wave.
Donkles are afraid to duck dive under the whitewater.buncha weenies
ReplyDeleteFarkin H8 people that scratch for the shoulder... I put my board as close as I can to them and spray the s#it out of them...
ReplyDeletefucking take it like a man with board in hand.
ReplyDeleteI had some kook at harbor no less ditch their longboard on a 3 or 4 ft wave. His buddy had a costco special.
Looks like a nice photo of Mr. Deer in Headlights and his companion, Mr. too lazy to paddle through the break water.
ReplyDeleteHarry oval head on the shoulder definitely gets honorable mention to the duckdivaphobia twins
ReplyDeletejohn's being ironic...
ReplyDeletesome criticism on this blog is bollocks, you want a guy to paddle left 5ft so he can duckdive the whitewater, are we all donkeys unless we can predict exactly where a dynamic (ie unpredictable) wave will be breaking as we paddle back out everytime.
if the guy was 5 ft to his left you'd be criticising him for being in a 'group' or a 'line of donkeys'
yeh the guy has to weave a little - so fuck, its not a perfect ride everytime, but am sure he's not going to go home crying into his beer about the wave that never was whilst slaggng this guy on the internet.
take a reality check weeners
I'm not a weener, you're a weener.
ReplyDeleteAnon one of the 2 donkles?
ReplyDeletedoubtful....just another someone with no sense of humor.
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