Eat Your Vegetables....

...and you too can twist your knee like this without pain.

Photo sent in by Rickoray!

Fish Getting F@ck#d!

"Fish Getting Fucked" is the caption of this photo from carvemag.com.

I don't disagree with their analysis.

Eunic!

This move could have only ended in castration.
Photo sent in by reader Alan, taken by Jesse Ellis Photography.

Done

Thanks for the time, but my time here is done. Final photo sent in by KaserOne, although he didn't tell me where it came from. Be well!
- WYD

Don't Slip!

This guy is moments away from a vasectomy. Damn! Photo by "william" and found in the surfline user photos by reader Alvie666.

Eddie Would Go!

The Eddie is on today. In Honor of Eddie Aikau. Photo David Wallace.

Indo Water Patrol

...didn't quite time that set correctly. Phot sent in by reader Diro, photographer unknown.

Morgan Maassen Week - Poetry

Check out Morgan's website for his photos and videos.

Brains

This is the result of a well executed duck-dive on the North Shore. Surfer Beetlejuice left it all on the beach!

Taking It On The Chin

I hope your weekend is better than this guy's.

Bloody Ben

I've had my share of run-ins with my board, which got me to see what I could find on Google this morning. Ben has a nice one here!

Migraine

This one gives me a migraine just looking at it. Originally brought to my attention by KaserOne on the surfermag BB, reader plcasey also thought it was worthy.

Sliced Pork

Reader "Festus Porkmeyer" submits the pic above and the following story. You're the man Porky!

Sticking to your theme, here are two takes on a recent head wound, which Porky received the same day you went to the hospital, apparently.

The scenario: Porky blows the rebound from a halfass backside cutback and, anticipating a long swim to the beach, bodysurfs the same wave in — alongside his board, it turns out. Buried soundly in the whitewater, ever-adaptable bodysurfer Porky relaxes, lowering his head and arms until ... Bam!


A new way to get hurt?


An enduring curiosity surrounds Hynson’s Black Knight Quad and its severe down rails. Well, brother, the rails are indeed sharp. Porky’s gash resulted from a blunt-force hit. Porky is just glad he wasn’t riding the even-sharper-railed Twinzer.


Being cooped up in the house with a 3-year-old and a head wound has given Porky a little time to reflect. He wonders: Do the chipped front tooth, twice-broken nose — OK, once from a punchout — worn skin and recent head wound better reflect 22 years of hard-core commitment or two frivolous decades of donkeyhood, gaperism and kookiness?


Porky strongly suspects the latter and wonders if he is yet eligible for some sort of a Lifetime Donkey Achievement award. Twenty-two years, although just a fraction of a dedicated surf lifespan and but a handbreath in geological time, is a long time to be stuck in surfing’s equivalent of the sniffing-butts stage.


Jesus Baldheaded Christ. How did this turn into Confessions of a Super-Donkey? Sorry about that. Porky just hopes the picture helps during these infirm days.

FP

Heavyfooted

I hope that he's wearing a cup.

Vasectomy

After my second daughter was born, I told myself that I'd get myself to the doctor and get the "snip". Well, I've been lagging (my youngest is now turning two), but perhaps this is a new technique that I should look into. Reader copeland sent in this "Pintail" photo, found at the Jam Longboard Forum.

Ouch!

I came across this pic and didn't know quite what to say. Surf injuries are interesting somethimes!

Yours Truly

This is what happens when bonzers attack!