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Tuesday, January 05, 2010
Help!
Reader Copeland needs a caption for this picture that he sent in.
She is actually chasing down the ice cream van that just went by and he is beating her there out of spite to buy the last fudgesicle, unwrap it, throw it on the ground, spit on it, step on it and smear it with his booties, and then watch her cry and lick it off the ground as he paddles back out...classic...what else do you expect from a female pro longboarder?
"hippos kill over 40 people on average each day"
ReplyDeleteHarpooning whales is dangerous work!
ReplyDeletebring back my cheese cake!
ReplyDeletenever say i love you on a lude.
ReplyDeleterun Forrest, run!
ReplyDelete"of course it makes your ass look big..."
ReplyDelete"I guess they don't make fullsuits that big.."
ReplyDeleteHELP! She's gonna eat my board!
ReplyDeleteHelp! She's already eaten two of my fingers!
ReplyDeleteShe's already eaten all the logs in the parking lot, now she's going for the potato chips!
ReplyDeletescrew the whales this ones tryin to eat me
ReplyDeletelook at that fat ugly girl trying to run!
ReplyDeleteLook at all the fat-phobic a$$holes!
ReplyDeletefuck you dudes, fat jokes suck.
ReplyDeleteShe is actually chasing down the ice cream van that just went by and he is beating her there out of spite to buy the last fudgesicle, unwrap it, throw it on the ground, spit on it, step on it and smear it with his booties, and then watch her cry and lick it off the ground as he paddles back out...classic...what else do you expect from a female pro longboarder?
ReplyDeletesome japanese guys with barbeque sticks just arrived
ReplyDeleteI need an old priest and a young priest....
ReplyDeletefudge
ReplyDeleteYou never know when hunger will strike.
ReplyDeleteNothing witty springs to mind - but I'll steal it and use it over at my place!
ReplyDeleteShe thinks he is made of butter.
ReplyDeleteshe obvously diddn't understand when he told her he'd just bought a BISCUIT board from channel islands...
ReplyDeleteDan Ireland
or maybe thats just machado's other model? The Robber.
ReplyDeleteDan Ireland
(Bad joke, go with my buiscut one, much better)
Copeland's going to have to come n and identify a winner, but I personally liked the Biscuit one.
ReplyDeleteHe's only "playing" hard to get
ReplyDeleteso, that is where my hunger goes
ReplyDeleteMaury: "...you ARE the father!"
ReplyDelete'Come back here little man, me want snoo snoo'
ReplyDelete