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kook longboarder was probably taking too many waves and deserved to be stuffed. looks like he's too deep anyway. why the f*ck is he riding a longboard on a day like that??!? ;-)
The longboarder is charging with good style and he probably got barreled, depending on how fast the wave was breaking. Even if he didn't, those other 2 are pretty far on the shoulder (esp. for shortboarders) and are total kooks. They're not even looking to see if he's going to make the wave--that's rude in weak surf and just plain dangerous and dumb in hollow surf, even when it's kinda small like in this photo.
Local bruddah dropping in at the peak on a longboard. 2-3 guys on the shoulder ready to drop in.
Frame #2
Mainland haole kook drops in and gets run over by bruddah. Gets cracks from longboard.
Frame #3
Mainlander paddles to beach with dinged board and gets cracks from bruddah's bruddahs on the beach.
Lesson - don't drop in, even on those "longboard kooks". Most likely, they surf better than you, grew up surfing the break, and have lots of friends in the lineup and on the beach.
the face of the dude on the far left says, "grrrr, I hate longboarders"
ReplyDeleteAll I see is a SURFER on the right and a couple of faggots on the left...
ReplyDeletekook longboarder was probably taking too many waves and deserved to be stuffed. looks like he's too deep anyway. why the f*ck is he riding a longboard on a day like that??!?
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oops, yellow longboard guy dropped his SUP paddle out the back
ReplyDeletechuns reef - better suck up your pride and ride a longboard as you ain't going to get much on a shortboard
ReplyDeleteThe longboarder is charging with good style and he probably got barreled, depending on how fast the wave was breaking. Even if he didn't, those other 2 are pretty far on the shoulder (esp. for shortboarders) and are total kooks. They're not even looking to see if he's going to make the wave--that's rude in weak surf and just plain dangerous and dumb in hollow surf, even when it's kinda small like in this photo.
ReplyDeleteThis longboarder trying to set up for a barrel is a kook and all those kids in the PV photo below are chargers because they're riding shortboards.
ReplyDeletekinda small? too deep? Am i looking at the same pic?
ReplyDeleteCommon sight in HI:
ReplyDeleteFrame #1 (pictured)
Local bruddah dropping in at the peak on a longboard. 2-3 guys on the shoulder ready to drop in.
Frame #2
Mainland haole kook drops in and gets run over by bruddah. Gets cracks from longboard.
Frame #3
Mainlander paddles to beach with dinged board and gets cracks from bruddah's bruddahs on the beach.
Lesson - don't drop in, even on those "longboard kooks". Most likely, they surf better than you, grew up surfing the break, and have lots of friends in the lineup and on the beach.
Note to the last anonymous:
ReplyDeleteI was not calling the longboarder a kook....the donkeys in this pic are on the shoulder!
Crop out the shoulder hoppers & that pic's not half bad... for a Longboarder.
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