A pictorial journey into the hilarity that is surfing in Southern California – with a focus on poor etiquette, bad photography, body contortions, overcrowding, and bad surfing.
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The SUP thing is getting kind of out of hand. The amount of resistance against it is growing like the Rebellion against the Empire in Star Wars. I think this is a good thing.
Example: at a particular reef break in SD, the minute an SUP paddles out, it does not matter who is in the lineup, there is instant banishment and zero tollerance for the SUP who dares to sweep into the area from everyone.
Resistence is swift and cruel: "Get the FUCK out of here!" the crowd bellows, and the SUP cringes in disbelief at the 100 percent crowd agreement and mentality. "You'e not welcome here, go do it somewhere else," and the SUP puts the paddle between the legs like a scared dog and sweeps away, permenantly banished for life.
While I personally have not ever had a problem with it, apparently, there IS a big problem.
And the next thing that will happen is that some bozo will propose and produce a statue and it will be placed at La Jolla Shores. LOL.
See you in 2008!
that is the best photoshop ever!!!
ReplyDeletetoo funny, and too true.
see you bro,
B5F
Why the drag the gecko into it? He's cool, and rides a bonzer, not a SUP. Unlike those other janitors his paddle is obviously photoshopped.
ReplyDeleteTime to change the SUP to Stand Up Kayaking- SUK - Like I hope you have a SUK free session...
ReplyDeleteThe SUP thing is getting kind of out of hand. The amount of resistance against it is growing like the Rebellion against the Empire in Star Wars. I think this is a good thing.
ReplyDeleteExample: at a particular reef break in SD, the minute an SUP paddles out, it does not matter who is in the lineup, there is instant banishment and zero tollerance for the SUP who dares to sweep into the area from everyone.
Resistence is swift and cruel: "Get the FUCK out of here!" the crowd bellows, and the SUP cringes in disbelief at the 100 percent crowd agreement and mentality. "You'e not welcome here, go do it somewhere else," and the SUP puts the paddle between the legs like a scared dog and sweeps away, permenantly banished for life.
While I personally have not ever had a problem with it, apparently, there IS a big problem.
And the next thing that will happen is that some bozo will propose and produce a statue and it will be placed at La Jolla Shores. LOL.
hilarious man
ReplyDeleteThat picture makes me so happy, I would like to propose marriage to the genius who created it.
ReplyDeleteIt's okay, I'm a girl.
LOL. Kaser, you forgot to log in as "anonymous".
ReplyDeleteWell, Jason, that's good to know.
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