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Thursday, June 14, 2007
Kahuna Bob
You would think that someone who taught surfing to the masses and called himself "Kahuna" could surf a little bit better than this.
North County San Diego surfers heart Kahuna Bob and his army of softtops!
suddenly Kahuna Bob breaks into an Ethel Murmen number ........
There's no business like show business Like no business I know Everything about it is appealing Everything that traffic will allow Nowhere could you get that happy feeling When you are stealing that extra bow.............
Ahh yes - I have had direct confrontation with that asshole on several occasions. He wanted to punch me at the Leucadia Blvd. gas station after I asked him where he got off leading hoardes of kooks to spots with no parking and congested lineups. What a dumbass!
suddenly Kahuna Bob breaks into an Ethel Murmen number ........
ReplyDeleteThere's no business like show business
Like no business I know
Everything about it is appealing
Everything that traffic will allow
Nowhere could you get that happy feeling
When you are stealing that extra bow.............
Everybody was kung fu fighting!!! Fast as lightning!!! Everybody was kung fu fighting!!!
ReplyDeleteActually, you would think that someone who taught surfing to the masses AND called himself "Kahuna" would be called 'asshole'...
ReplyDeleteLove the low cut slipper booties. Those are truly hard core. Do they come in designer colors?
ReplyDeleteGood 'ole 'Kahuna Bob'. He's got a leg up on just about everybody...
ReplyDeletePlease give me a moment while I picture Kahuna Bob as roadkill...
ReplyDelete"Kahuna" Bob should stroll down to Makaha and tell all the locals, "Hi, I'm Kahuna Bob!" and see how well that goes.
ReplyDelete...some Makaha roadkill I suspect...
ReplyDeleteI had never realized that Captain Kangaroo surfed.
ReplyDeleteAnd you know, Captain Kangaroo's real first name was "Bob". Coincidence? I think not.....
ReplyDeleteAhh yes - I have had direct confrontation with that asshole on several occasions. He wanted to punch me at the Leucadia Blvd. gas station after I asked him where he got off leading hoardes of kooks to spots with no parking and congested lineups. What a dumbass!
ReplyDeleteLook at old chugger Bob ripping the wild surf!
ReplyDeleteget er done bobby boy!
Dear 'Kahuna Bob' - You don't have to worry about me pissing on your grave as I can't stand long lines. Yours truly, A. Nonymous...
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