A pictorial journey into the hilarity that is surfing in Southern California – with a focus on poor etiquette, bad photography, body contortions, overcrowding, and bad surfing.
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Friday, June 01, 2007
Eeore!
What can I say? This guy tries so hard. I'm not sure of the origins of the pics, but surfermag BB resident liplocked (Matthews stalker) found these gems!
To anonymous 12:59 PM - It's for a movie. And unfortunately, it may be portraying what surfing has become, or always was to some? Gidget go and f**k yourself. And take Frankie, Annette and Matthew McWanker with you. Oh, and let's not forget the 'Blue Crush' morons as well! Hollywood + surfing = oil + water.
HAHAHA! Great one. Can anybody figure out what book he's reading (or pretending to read)?
ReplyDeleteis he wearing a wetsuit while riding a stationary bike? holy hell
ReplyDeleteI dunno, I'm sensing a man crush...
ReplyDeleteIs that last pic for a movie?? Or is he really trying to go all soul surfer??
ReplyDeletePart of the scientology orientation is to read dianetics on an exercise bike in a wet suit, while listening to Tom Cruz ranting on an ipod.
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ReplyDeleteIm pretty sure the book is titled "The Call For Help"
ReplyDeleteThat board sock is really going to help keep the baggage handlers from dinging his donkey raft!
ReplyDeleteI hate to use the term "gay", but it clearly applies here.
ReplyDeleteThe title caption says it all! I've never seen a person try so hard.
ReplyDelete...can he surfin?
ReplyDeleteAm I wrong, or is the title of the book he's reading "A Call for Help"?
ReplyDeleteListen bitches. Step off my boyfriend or there will be blood shed.
ReplyDeleteDont hate, masterbate.
Jgirl - it's spelled m-a-s-t-u-r-b-a-t-e and you're likely better at it than spelling...
ReplyDeleteCheck out the bored looking TSA agent in the background of the bottom pic. Your taxmoney hard at work there....
ReplyDeleteLook everybody! It's Matthew Mc Fuckwit the neo-surfer!
ReplyDeleteNothing a near drowning wouldn't cure...
ReplyDeleteTo anonymous 12:59 PM - It's for a movie. And unfortunately, it may be portraying what surfing has become, or always was to some? Gidget go and f**k yourself. And take Frankie, Annette and Matthew McWanker with you. Oh, and let's not forget the 'Blue Crush' morons as well! Hollywood + surfing = oil + water.
ReplyDeletei can't stand this guy. what a f'in tool! is his wetsuit on backwards?
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