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Friday, June 01, 2007
Eeore!
What can I say? This guy tries so hard. I'm not sure of the origins of the pics, but surfermag BB resident liplocked (Matthews stalker) found these gems!
To anonymous 12:59 PM - It's for a movie. And unfortunately, it may be portraying what surfing has become, or always was to some? Gidget go and f**k yourself. And take Frankie, Annette and Matthew McWanker with you. Oh, and let's not forget the 'Blue Crush' morons as well! Hollywood + surfing = oil + water.
19 comments:
HAHAHA! Great one. Can anybody figure out what book he's reading (or pretending to read)?
is he wearing a wetsuit while riding a stationary bike? holy hell
I dunno, I'm sensing a man crush...
Is that last pic for a movie?? Or is he really trying to go all soul surfer??
Part of the scientology orientation is to read dianetics on an exercise bike in a wet suit, while listening to Tom Cruz ranting on an ipod.
Im pretty sure the book is titled "The Call For Help"
That board sock is really going to help keep the baggage handlers from dinging his donkey raft!
I hate to use the term "gay", but it clearly applies here.
The title caption says it all! I've never seen a person try so hard.
...can he surfin?
Am I wrong, or is the title of the book he's reading "A Call for Help"?
Listen bitches. Step off my boyfriend or there will be blood shed.
Dont hate, masterbate.
Jgirl - it's spelled m-a-s-t-u-r-b-a-t-e and you're likely better at it than spelling...
Check out the bored looking TSA agent in the background of the bottom pic. Your taxmoney hard at work there....
Look everybody! It's Matthew Mc Fuckwit the neo-surfer!
Nothing a near drowning wouldn't cure...
To anonymous 12:59 PM - It's for a movie. And unfortunately, it may be portraying what surfing has become, or always was to some? Gidget go and f**k yourself. And take Frankie, Annette and Matthew McWanker with you. Oh, and let's not forget the 'Blue Crush' morons as well! Hollywood + surfing = oil + water.
i can't stand this guy. what a f'in tool! is his wetsuit on backwards?
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