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Friday, January 19, 2007
SUP's
They are creeping into our lineups, folks. I for one am not happy about it!
The SUV OF LONGBOARDS. It is scary to see one of those tuna boats coming at you. Not to good at turning or stopping the thing, but they can beat you w/ their stick while falling on top of you. Escalade surfing.
I find it funny that SUPs have not been made fun of sooner. Kneeboarders, spongers, kayakers, longboarders all get crap but SUPs are OK because Laird rides one? BS!
Keep your damn paddle boards out of the surf you butt pirates!!! Laird Hamilton can do whatever he wants, because hes the man!!! But, to the rest of you paddle boarders/wannabees, learn to surf or stay in the kiddy pool. Ridiculous! Guy on one of those stupid things nearly ran me over the other day...personally, I told him to watch out, but another guy who saw it followed him into the shore and slapped him like a the little bitch he is!!!!
That's odd, usually you seem really happy about stuff.
ReplyDeleteThe SUV OF LONGBOARDS. It is scary to see one of those tuna boats coming at you. Not to good at turning or stopping the thing, but they can beat you w/ their stick while falling on top of you. Escalade surfing.
ReplyDelete"That's odd, usually you seem really happy about stuff."
ReplyDeleteLOL
that's about five shades of "tough shit" now isn't it?
ReplyDeleteBill, I see you surf Terramar...that explains everything! lol
ReplyDeleteWho's your daddy, would you care to elaborate, please Lol
ReplyDeletei bet you can fish off of one of those things?
ReplyDeleteHere's a secret - even at Makaha, 95% of the people can't stand those fuckers.
ReplyDeleteI find it funny that SUPs have not been made fun of sooner. Kneeboarders, spongers, kayakers, longboarders all get crap but SUPs are OK because Laird rides one? BS!
ReplyDeleteKeep your damn paddle boards out of the surf you butt pirates!!! Laird Hamilton can do whatever he wants, because hes the man!!! But, to the rest of you paddle boarders/wannabees, learn to surf or stay in the kiddy pool. Ridiculous! Guy on one of those stupid things nearly ran me over the other day...personally, I told him to watch out, but another guy who saw it followed him into the shore and slapped him like a the little bitch he is!!!!
ReplyDelete