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Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Don't Be That Guy
Reader Todd sent me this pic with the warning, "Don't Be That Guy!" I'm glad I'm not. At least the surfboard is one of his least expensive accessories. Pic from Maxim Magazine, apparently.
11 comments:
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Fer Sher Dude! $345 for a bitchin poncho and $355 for da funky necklace! That's a deal...I'm on it like stink on shit! It'll look sharp with my new tight pants!
What a crap ad! Tight pants would suit that guy perfectly on his shaved legs. Probably even the day he spent at the hair stylist costs more than the surfboard.
11 comments:
Fer Sher Dude! $345 for a bitchin poncho and $355 for da funky necklace! That's a deal...I'm on it like stink on shit!
It'll look sharp with my new tight pants!
it's unfair to lump the tight pants crew in with that!
What a crap ad! Tight pants would suit that guy perfectly on his shaved legs. Probably even the day he spent at the hair stylist costs more than the surfboard.
I can't wait for next week's donkey pic, when some tool shows up to the beach with the exact same board and outfit.
on a side note, last week in new york city I saw TWO tite-panters walking down the side walk, a surfboard tucked under their arm.
One was carrying extra clothes (probably a model),
The other was on a brand new skate-longboard, retro-sunglasses with a retro-fish. His buddy was following him with a video camera.
The votes are in, gents. surfboards, not watches, are this years #1 men's fashion accessory.
Cockpit shorts. lmao
oh fucking christ, someone beat that clown down please.
This level of gayness is even beyond the tite-pants crowd.
$345 for the shirt? Bro, buy a Hanes T-shirt on line for $5 and use the money you save to get a frickin' haircut!
a very very poor man's rob machado, crossed with matthew mcdonkey
lost should get lost
being the new spokesman for poser douchebag chic.... priceless
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