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Thursday, April 16, 2009
Vendetta
Someone in Newport doesn't like this guy. If you've got compromising photos of someone who rubs you the wrong way, I'm happy to help.
Pic sent in by an anonymous donor. Can you guess the donkey in the pics?
Just cause other photographers in Orange County are jealous of me and my abilities, there's no need to call me a donkey, kook! I've lived in Newport my whole life and know everybody who's anybody. I've surfed better waves worldwide than 99% of you goons and to sit behind your keyboard and throw insults is immature.
Next time you're in Newport, make sure and stop by and introduce yourself so I can put a face to the attitude of the armchair QB.
This site is a joke, I bet this Who's Your Daddy is a middle aged funboarded with an axe to grind because he can't surf.
Nice try barnyard. I rip way harder than all of you put together!
I love the huge advertisement on his car...."Newport Surf Shots"! wtf? Why would you do that? Oh I get it now. If you see his truck, he may take your pic???? This guy takes the most boring photos ever.
how can a bonzer be a single fin??? anyway, I'm sure WYD is trembling in fear at the threat of mega kooks, I mean, Newports finest, giving him the stink eye.... ooooh!
so no one is going to comment on that killer stance in the second photo? My favs are always the "big wednesday" postures on ankle slappers (or is it snappers?)
"Someone in Newport doesn't like this guy. If you've got compromising photos of someone who rubs you the wrong way, I'm happy to help."
i thought this site was displaying people who didnt know how to surf, trying. not people that DO know how to surf, just caught in awkward photographic moments.
grow a dick who's your daddy, and stop being one man- not cool...
"This site is a joke, I bet this Who's Your Daddy is a middle aged funboarded with an axe to grind because he can't surf." - TRUE.
Can't guess the donkey, but can guess who sent em.
ReplyDeleteJust cause other photographers in Orange County are jealous of me and my abilities, there's no need to call me a donkey, kook! I've lived in Newport my whole life and know everybody who's anybody. I've surfed better waves worldwide than 99% of you goons and to sit behind your keyboard and throw insults is immature.
ReplyDeleteNext time you're in Newport, make sure and stop by and introduce yourself so I can put a face to the attitude of the armchair QB.
This site is a joke, I bet this Who's Your Daddy is a middle aged funboarded with an axe to grind because he can't surf.
Nice try barnyard. I rip way harder than all of you put together!
Get a life!!
is tom cozad the one from the pic?
ReplyDeleteI don't know who it is, but I can bet that whomever posted as Tom Cozad isn't Tom Cozad.
ReplyDeletePot stirrer!
I thought his name was Tom Gonad.
ReplyDeleteaaaaahhh,haa!!!
ReplyDeletewell deserved.
I love the huge advertisement on his car...."Newport Surf Shots"!
ReplyDeletewtf?
Why would you do that?
Oh I get it now. If you see his truck, he may take your pic????
This guy takes the most boring photos ever.
AaaaaaHahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteWhat a TOOL!!!!
He said Gonad...you SOCAL egomaniacs make me chuckle! I like the dudes super-surfer-squat and dippy-doo dismount! :-P
ReplyDeleteExcellent installment WYD. Irregardless if it's the real "Tom Cozad" whomever he is, this is the stuff that makes YDD great! LMAO!
ReplyDeleteIts cool, I've got the 411 on who the blogger is here. Just a OC transplant down in SD. I made a few calls and pulled your card..
ReplyDeleteI've got the eyes on the gates of Newport, the finest have me on speedial for when you roll into town to visit the fam.
Can't wait to get shots of you tracking your singlefin retro bonzer trying to hack like the pros..kook.
Great one Your Daily!!
ReplyDeletehow can a bonzer be a single fin???
ReplyDeleteanyway, I'm sure WYD is trembling in fear at the threat of mega kooks, I mean, Newports finest, giving him the stink eye.... ooooh!
"the gates of Newport?"
ReplyDeletethat's freakin scary!
by the way, it's a curtain not a gate!
"The Gates of Newport"??? Isn't that more commonly known as "vaginoplasty"?
ReplyDeleteso no one is going to comment on that killer stance in the second photo? My favs are always the "big wednesday" postures on ankle slappers (or is it snappers?)
ReplyDeleteOrange County people crack me up!
ReplyDeleteThis kiddie site is amusing. Free posting and making fun of true surfers all you want.
ReplyDeleteI PAY for my site, step up to the big leagues little man.
As for the rest of you, yea, the GATES of Newport...There's only 4 ways into Newport, and they're all watched by my bros on NBPD.
Come on down, and get ready to have yer plates run.......kooks!
this one's awesome! tell us some more about what will happen if we step into NB!
ReplyDeleteMy bros on NBPD?!? Do you shave or actually wax that thing?
ReplyDeletelove the bonzer comment. This guy is a non-surfer cop. go way.
ReplyDeleteafter this post- and mainly this line
ReplyDelete"Someone in Newport doesn't like this guy. If you've got compromising photos of someone who rubs you the wrong way, I'm happy to help."
i thought this site was displaying people who didnt know how to surf, trying. not people that DO know how to surf, just caught in awkward photographic moments.
grow a dick who's your daddy, and stop being one man- not cool...
"This site is a joke, I bet this Who's Your Daddy is a middle aged funboarded with an axe to grind because he can't surf." - TRUE.
to the previous post claiming he surfs. lick nut and post up with your real name instead of anonymous or stfu! L!
ReplyDeletehey teabaggers,I got turkey skin right here all of you.represent!
ReplyDelete""This site is a joke, I bet this Who's Your Daddy is a middle aged funboarded with an axe to grind because he can't surf." - TRUE."
ReplyDeleteSo very false.
I can't wait to get my plates run!
I'm tellin ya, Orange County people crack me up!
ReplyDeleteha this is hilarious i surf newps all the freaking time and the guy in the foto does not rip, i repeat does not rip.
ReplyDeletewould love to see what goon did on the rest of his wave- the picture says lots of flailing arms/butt wag
ReplyDeleteand not a lot of board movement
cozad surfs well. blog fighting is retarded.
ReplyDelete