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Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Panicked Turtle
No reptiles were hurt in the filming of this sequence. Captured by reader warmjet.
In the end, we're all kooks. Today I had the displeasure of meeting someone with all the outward signs of the "surf lifestyle". The place on the beach, tasteful and expensive "surf art", a display of collectable obscenely expensive boards on the walls, a garage stuffed with a mind-boggling quiver, the de-riguer beach cruisers, etc., etc., You get the picture. Both she and her husband are undoubtedly very acommplished surfers. Yet this woman was without a doubt one of the most reprehensible and repulsive anal uber-yuppie insects I've ever encountered. Surfing does not make one cool. Those days are over...a long time ago. Moral to the story = we're all kooks.
6 comments:
whew !! close one....
To the turtle swinging his fin around...Didn't your mother tell you,"Stop that! You could poke someone's eye out doing that, you f##kin' kook!"
In the end, we're all kooks. Today I had the displeasure of meeting someone with all the outward signs of the "surf lifestyle". The place on the beach, tasteful and expensive "surf art", a display of collectable obscenely expensive boards on the walls, a garage stuffed with a mind-boggling quiver, the de-riguer beach cruisers, etc., etc., You get the picture. Both she and her husband are undoubtedly very acommplished surfers. Yet this woman was without a doubt one of the most reprehensible and repulsive anal uber-yuppie insects I've ever encountered. Surfing does not make one cool. Those days are over...a long time ago. Moral to the story = we're all kooks.
Your moral of self deprecation does not mean you are not a kook.
What a silly word anyway...kook.
kook means you can't surf.
if you can surf well but you're an asshole, then you're an asshole who surfs. there've always been assholes who surf.
either way the world would be better off without you.
turtling a 2' wave? exactly what is wrong with surfing today.
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