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Friday, October 03, 2008
How To Impress The Ladies
Shredder "Sloplay" impressively stuffs a girl and posts the pictures on the Internet to show how hard he rips! LMFAO
Funny thing is, everyone seems to overlook the obvious. Notice how he includes all sequence shots with the exception of the follow up shots to the stink-bug head dip. And love that rebound, you just blew the rest of the wave.
WYD left out the best pic. Slopay had a solid back-and-bi-flex-for the-beach bottom turn that even The Chips was a little envious of. Of course, he kooked the rest of the wave but The Chips thinks he shows potential.
I'm not seeing the problem. If it's warm enough for board shorts and some one to my inside is in a fullsuit, well, I'm going to assume they are a kook until they prove otherwise.
douches who don't see the problem, she would've made the wave & was deeper so why did he drop in? note to christian (presumably a pudgy one), thin chick in a 3/2 suit next to a fatty boy in shorts makes sense. i've seen some fat dudes in shorts in december - doesn't make the people in fullsuits kooks.
Ah, this is why YDD exists. Even visitors to this site don't know the rules or how to give respect.
I wasn't there, but according to Sloplay, he didn't even give her a chance.
Why does this bother me? I can count on at least 50 waves per season at my favorite south spot where someone poaches the end section on a wave that I'm on, only to find my board just about to be inserted in their ass. Most common reply: Sorry dude, I didn't think you were going to make that section!
WYD, why pull back? Go ahead and insert your board up their snaking asses. Or better yet just plow them. You've got to show you're psycho enough to run 'em over, then they might think twice about drop-ins. Oh yeah, make sure you get your skegs into their rail so they get a good through ding and have to come in immediately.
She wasn't going to make the wave. So many people go when they will NOT make the wave. Use courtesy and call the surfer who WILL make the wave into it.
I guess to most beginners, that section doesn't look makeable. The thing is, you should never assume someone can't 'make it'. Especially when they're just a few feet deeper than you are. I think the girl could have made that, if the dipshit hadn't dropped in on her.
I LMAO at his excuse - "She fell anyway..."
ReplyDeleteFunny thing is, everyone seems to overlook the obvious. Notice how he includes all sequence shots with the exception of the follow up shots to the stink-bug head dip. And love that rebound, you just blew the rest of the wave.
ReplyDeleteGood work B -
J
Post the karate chop move on his last wave.....Bwahahahahah
ReplyDeleteSloplay rips.....Rips off chicks that is...Donkey for sure.
Why is snaking some kook out chick such a crime?
ReplyDeleteas he stinkbugs a non-barrel....
ReplyDeleteWYD left out the best pic. Slopay had a solid back-and-bi-flex-for the-beach bottom turn that even The Chips was a little envious of. Of course, he kooked the rest of the wave but The Chips thinks he shows potential.
ReplyDelete23 Chips
I'm not seeing the problem. If it's warm enough for board shorts and some one to my inside is in a fullsuit, well, I'm going to assume they are a kook until they prove otherwise.
ReplyDeleteHe may have stuffed her on that wave, but I heard after the surf session, he took her home and stuffed her again.
ReplyDeletedouches who don't see the problem,
ReplyDeleteshe would've made the wave & was deeper so why did he drop in?
note to christian (presumably a pudgy one), thin chick in a 3/2 suit next to a fatty boy in shorts makes sense. i've seen some fat dudes in shorts in december - doesn't make the people in fullsuits kooks.
No way in hell she was making that section anyway...
ReplyDeleteit would have been a hard section to not make if SloThinking's fat arse wasn't crumbling the lip 10 feet inside of her -
ReplyDeleteI hope she beat the snot out of the Klown
If you need to battle chicks to get waves - go back to lawn darts - if you think Slopay wasn't 100% in the wrong - go back to Bakersfield
toPBk
(my 1st WYDD post)
Ah, this is why YDD exists. Even visitors to this site don't know the rules or how to give respect.
ReplyDeleteI wasn't there, but according to Sloplay, he didn't even give her a chance.
Why does this bother me? I can count on at least 50 waves per season at my favorite south spot where someone poaches the end section on a wave that I'm on, only to find my board just about to be inserted in their ass. Most common reply: Sorry dude, I didn't think you were going to make that section!
wow
ReplyDeleteI love watching women surf - even (especially) in tight fitting wetties...
ReplyDeleteThis douchebag (great word to bring back) is the Donkey of Donkeys...
Well, there's always Roy...
WYD - bet he didn't say "Sorry, babe..." Probably did it again and bragged about it to his "Dude" buds...
He needs to be bitch-slapped by Peter Drouyn. Post-op, of course.
ReplyDeleteWYD, why pull back? Go ahead and insert your board up their snaking asses. Or better yet just plow them. You've got to show you're psycho enough to run 'em over, then they might think twice about drop-ins. Oh yeah, make sure you get your skegs into their rail so they get a good through ding and have to come in immediately.
ReplyDeleteShe wasn't going to make the wave. So many people go when they will NOT make the wave. Use courtesy and call the surfer who WILL make the wave into it.
ReplyDeleteI lika da laydaze. I dont give a rats what they do.
ReplyDeletethe girl had no chance in hell, the girl should be the daily donkey...dumb post by wyd
ReplyDeleteI guess to most beginners, that section doesn't look makeable. The thing is, you should never assume someone can't 'make it'. Especially when they're just a few feet deeper than you are. I think the girl could have made that, if the dipshit hadn't dropped in on her.
ReplyDeleteFrank Booth