A pictorial journey into the hilarity that is surfing in Southern California – with a focus on poor etiquette, bad photography, body contortions, overcrowding, and bad surfing.
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Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Dude
Sent in by reader Barry, source unknown. What I do know is that MM is a source on angst for me!
That is so LA. Lineups full of power-squatting, leash-wearing barnyards. Swear to God, there was a guy in the water at noon today in a full suit and booties.
a wetsuit of any kind in water over 60 degrees is for pussies. unless it's really windy, or it's a trendy wetsuit, or it's overcast. maybe even if it's a new wetsuit, that'd be fine too. other than that, grow some hair on your nuts.
"McConaughey Shredded By the Gnar":
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SGVL
wow, he's been at it for a couple of years now? he still sucks big time!
ReplyDeletehe must have gone to the jimmy buffett school of surfing.
ReplyDeleteBy the looks of that wave, he is also hard up!
ReplyDeleteThank you for this pic. You put my idol front and center. His surfing certainly doesn't get the recognition that it should.
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Matthew Makookahay
ReplyDeleteYeah, a power squat! I haven't seen that move in awhile. That's some sweet, sweet old-school style.
ReplyDeletethe squat, bad trunks, hand drag on a one-footer, the leash on that board on that day...more than I can take!
ReplyDeleteThat is so LA. Lineups full of power-squatting, leash-wearing barnyards. Swear to God, there was a guy in the water at noon today in a full suit and booties.
ReplyDeletea wetsuit of any kind in water over 60 degrees is for pussies. unless it's really windy, or it's a trendy wetsuit, or it's overcast. maybe even if it's a new wetsuit, that'd be fine too. other than that, grow some hair on your nuts.
ReplyDeleteHey Dudes, like, chill out on the man!!
ReplyDeleteLook how intense he's looking...like, there must be like a rad section ahead that we can't see...
He's like a totally committed Dude...
He even hangs with Kelly...that's rad!
Oh wait...he's just taking a dump...never mind...
i thought you guys were busting on him a little hard. like, how bad could he be?
ReplyDeletethen i saw the tmz clip in the first comment.
figures that he is goofy
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ReplyDeleteOh.my.sweet.Jesus. Please remove this photo ASAP! I really cannot stand this guy. Really!
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