A pictorial journey into the hilarity that is surfing in Southern California – with a focus on poor etiquette, bad photography, body contortions, overcrowding, and bad surfing.
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Are you fucking kidding? I knew it would be bad but this is obscene. Noll should sue. A beavertail? Gay! And I can't stand Woody Harrelson. This will probably be a hit and we'll have double or triple the donkeys next year.
wow. its like they remade a frankie-and-annette beach movie, then stirred in a forty-year-old jeff spicoli imitation and sprinkled on a little bit of fake "the big lebowski", dude.
i wouldn't worry about it being a hit, pissed off. mcdonkey's movies are never hits. he needs to take his tired ass back to texas and do a sequel to dazed and confused
Holy lord. How lame can you get? Not only is the dialogue that of a douchebag, so is the title of the movie. I 'd be ok if I I never heard the phrase "surfer dude" again. What a waste of film that movie has got to be.
Maybe, just maybe, all the Abercrombie and American Eagle donkies, and anyone else who thought surfing might be cool to try will be repulsed by this movie, sell their Bics, and quit surfing. What, I can dream can't I?
Same thing every summer. Last year it was Surf's Up, before that Blue Crush, sometime ago Big Wednesday. Each year there is at least one summer surf movie and then they all fade away when the water/weather turns cold.
I think this is a big step down from Surf's Up. It looks like it sucks ten times worse than Blue Crush, and possibly even more than In God's Hands, which I never would have thought possible.
is this a joke? please? gawwwd that sucks
ReplyDeleteBe sure to go to every movie rating website and give this film ONE STAR!
ReplyDeleteAre you fucking kidding? I knew it would be bad but this is obscene. Noll should sue. A beavertail? Gay! And I can't stand Woody Harrelson. This will probably be a hit and we'll have double or triple the donkeys next year.
ReplyDeletewow. its like they remade a frankie-and-annette beach movie, then stirred in a forty-year-old jeff spicoli imitation and sprinkled on a little bit of fake "the big lebowski", dude.
ReplyDeletei wouldn't worry about it being a hit, pissed off. mcdonkey's movies are never hits. he needs to take his tired ass back to texas and do a sequel to dazed and confused
Holy lord. How lame can you get? Not only is the dialogue that of a douchebag, so is the title of the movie. I 'd be ok if I I never heard the phrase "surfer dude" again. What a waste of film that movie has got to be.
ReplyDeleteThe Chips is speechless.
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Maybe, just maybe, all the Abercrombie and American Eagle donkies, and anyone else who thought surfing might be cool to try will be repulsed by this movie, sell their Bics, and quit surfing. What, I can dream can't I?
ReplyDeleteThat made me want to kill people.
ReplyDeletethere was a donkey this morning pulling a BIC out of his Saab convertible about 8 am....really??? yes. I can't wait for winter (October is fun too)
ReplyDeleteI think el guapachoso's summation was pretty much spot-on.
ReplyDeleteAnother embarrassment.
is jackie chan in that?
ReplyDeleteSame thing every summer. Last year it was Surf's Up, before that Blue Crush, sometime ago Big Wednesday. Each year there is at least one summer surf movie and then they all fade away when the water/weather turns cold.
ReplyDeletemmmm cold water :)
ReplyDeleteI think this is a big step down from Surf's Up. It looks like it sucks ten times worse than Blue Crush, and possibly even more than In God's Hands, which I never would have thought possible.
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ReplyDeleteWe all new matt was going to do it!
ReplyDeleteI recommend this movie because it shows the reality of the malibu surfers as I know them.
ReplyDeletestate of the art of surfing.......skip gives it A+ I LOVE IT!!!
ReplyDeleteso bad..At least surf's up was good animation with a couple of good pros in it (slater and Machado of course). This is just gonna suck...
ReplyDeletebut this has jackie chan in it...!
ReplyDeletescary scary scary
ReplyDeletescary scary scary
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